the pervert.

Several weeks ago, I attended the Renaissance Festival with my sister Ali, her boyfriend Rodrigo, and my best friend, Jordan. And I met the biggest pervert EVER. Literally. You would think that there would be pervs everywhere, obviously, it's the renaissance, of course you'll find a lot of em' yelling obscene and vulgar language at you. But never TOUCH you...

It was a fun day and before we headed out, we decided to make one last stop to ride the elephants. Ali and Rodrigo went ahead while Jordan and I videotaped and took pictures of them. Afterwards, Ali and I wanted to take a picture standing next to the elephant. I mean, elephants are pretty rad, right? You don't get this kind of opportunity very often! Turns out that all the elephant wanted was a little action. Right as Rodrigo took the picture, the elephant whips its trunk across Ali annnnd grabs my chest (as well as spewing wet grass all over me... not a big deal). It was quite a shock... obviously... the picture says it all. What a perv.

never again.

grrrr.

So I attempted to write a blog today, not just because I only have one so far, (if it counts as one), but because I am trying to get back into the blogging world. Used to have one... then erased it... now i have a new one, yada yada yada... long story. SO. After working on one all day long, (ya that's how sucky of a blogger I am), surprise surprise, everything somehow got deleted AUTOMATICALLY. So basically, it appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please. The computer should be scared of me. Thank you Dwight Schrute.

Ok my hands hurt. Maybe carpal tunnel disease.

hi. i suck at blogging.