Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Several weeks ago, I attended the Renaissance Festival with my sister Ali, her boyfriend Rodrigo, and my best friend, Jordan. And I met the biggest pervert EVER. Literally. You would think that there would be pervs everywhere, obviously, it's the renaissance, of course you'll find a lot of em' yelling obscene and vulgar language at you. But never TOUCH you...
It was a fun day and before we headed out, we decided to make one last stop to ride the elephants. Ali and Rodrigo went ahead while Jordan and I videotaped and took pictures of them. Afterwards, Ali and I wanted to take a picture standing next to the elephant. I mean, elephants are pretty rad, right? You don't get this kind of opportunity very often! Turns out that all the elephant wanted was a little action. Right as Rodrigo took the picture, the elephant whips its trunk across Ali annnnd grabs my chest (as well as spewing wet grass all over me... not a big deal). It was quite a shock... obviously... the picture says it all. What a perv.
Posted by Aubrey at 8:46 PM